Monday, May 19, 2008

Top Twenty (New!) Things

Every time you go to the supermarket there are new things, maybe you won't see them but while browsing you think "ey, that's funny" or "huh, I didn't knew this". We have went to the supermarket to look for those things, and came up with the most funny products, a top twenty, enjoy.



1. Children's Toilet Paper
Well, there is a reason why I put this one on the number 1. It's just so damn funny, and stupid, and very well thought over. Why should children have there own toilet paper, what's wrong with the normal toilet paper; well they are smaller: so small and soft toilet paper is the result! It even has pictures on it and there is a special holder for it (from the same brand, next to it, very smart) !

2. The BBQ Fan
OMG! What's wrong with your breath, or an old newspaper. The funny thing: this device doesn't work on batteries and claims to be 'Eco' but c'mon ! The whole damn thing is made out of plastic !!!

3. Double Decoy for the ants
Hahaha, I laughed when I saw this one, there is now a DOUBLE decoy, with two different flavours. So if a few ants would miss the 'single' one they have now a double place to party. Such a bummer you find your friends dying inside... what's next, the Triple Decoy ?!

4. Ambipur Triple Smells !
You wonder and get agitated by the smell of only ONE ambipur ?! Well Ambipur has a solution! It's a smell which differs once in a while, so it never gets bored... people people... just open the window once in a while.

5. Princess Biscuit
Yeah pretty cool aint it, it's exactly the same as Biscuits, but these has a nice princess look and feel. Great. Where are the PIRAT biscuits?! I want Pirate biscuits!!

6. Rexona For Men and others
Yeah it's true... there are now FOR MEN adds everywhere, and even rexona has a lot more than that only to make it extra super duper cool. Also greenish and eco stuff...

7. Edet Easy Poo
COME ON PEOPLE. What a name! This is just like a small version of the big baskets you see in cafe's and bars but now smaller for your toilet because it is so much easier than a normal toilet paper holder... ofcourse...

8. Disco Lolly's
Haha! It's real! Disco Lolly's! It's like icecream which has all kinds of sparks on it, pretty cool and it probably taste nice. I've heard about but I now saw it for real, well it's an enlightment I can see *sarcastic*.

9. Breakfast Cookies
Nothing to add... you can have cookies for breakfast now. It's a revolution.

10. Senseo pad's
Did you know that at the first there were like 1 kind of Senseo pad, and now it's amazing there are over a hundred flavours, the most weird ones as well. And new things like Senseo Chocolate and Senseo Thee... which still tastes like coffee.

11. Spring Union Garlic - Flavour
It's amazing to see what kind of flavours there up to, you didn't even knew they existed like this union mixed with garlic, but the spring ones... I'm fond of these flavours though but they are getting quite extraordinary...

12. Sweet Union!
What the hell, what kind of weird sauces are there, the same as the above, there coming more and more sauces you don't know you want them, you probably want them now since you know they exist.

13. Chips!
New Chips, rough and tasty, different brand, different approach and not expensive. Nice.

14. A lot of Nuts
Well that's a new thing, somebody came up with putting nuts in a bag, but all of them, as many as possible with fruits and dried stuff in it. Great, but now all the other Nut-Brands are going mad, and so you have seen they immediatly have an own version of all kinds of different nuts in a bag.

15. Suck your baby's nose!
It exist longer than you know. I've had never heard of it, so an eye opener, and made me think of Toetanchamon, like those egypts sucking the brain out of peoples heads... well whatever... btw my mother told me in some countries the mother sucks the babies nose as well... brrr!

16. Danio Delight
Well we have a Light version, and now a Delight, haha.

17. Soup in a Bin ?
Thats funny, in my family they do there soup in a bin and in the fridge if it didn't empty at dinner, well now you can buy already in a bin. Clever.

18. Turkish Apple
Even PickWick and other tea branches are having new sorts, it's amazing to see there collection. And they are different! Out of expierence, yeah I'm a tea lover; China Blossom, Golden China, Ceylon, Forest Fruit, Strawberry and Earl Grey english tea blend.

19. New Spa Bottle
HOW IRRITATING! Spa has the same opener as the one of Evian! They finally found a solution for people lasting less long with the same bottle (the Dutch are number 1 in recycling their bottles) ! Which is irritating, because this new opener does not last that long with as the previous one.. grrr... no spa for me anymore.

20. Bob the Builder Bacon
Yeah... it's quite old fashion, but still I would like to mention it; Bacon with a print of Bob the Builder on it, still think it's great. You're not only killing him, youre also eating him.

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